Procrastinate Everywhere

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spanish and italian:
So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french:
haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german:
LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english:
*shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic:
the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish:
here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese:
subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh:
sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese:
here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
Arabic:
so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
Latin:
here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening

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Los mapas engañan...

welele:

En esta web podéis comprobar como los mapas que utilizamos habitualmente no se asemejan a la realidad por eso de que la tierra es esférica y los mapas planos. Eliges una zona del mapa en la parte superior y tras darle a close outline y end outline os aparecerá dicha zona en el mapa con su escala real.

Recordad, cuanto más cerca esté del ecuador un país, más fidedigna es su escala…

Ejemplos

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Para casos cantosos Groenlandia…

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Anonadado estoy.

(Fuente: unabrevehistoria.blogspot.com.es, vía welele)